“The sun watches what I do. But the moon knows all my secrets.”
— Unknown
“Life’s too short to not have really exciting hair.”
— Jenna Marbles
“Those years weren’t lost. They simply weren’t the way I’d planned them.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?
I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT
this is literally honestly a fucking bop
Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!
“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
JESUS FUCK
Thor Ragnarok casually glossed over the fact that the Hulk spent 2 years murdering people for sport
“If you can’t do anything about it then let it go. Don’t be a prisoner to things you can’t change.”
— Tony Baskin
If semen glows under UV light, a penis ejaculating under a blacklight would look like a laser cannon. (source)
If your gf/bf/bff needs reassurance on how you feel, just give it to them. We’re humans and go through shit. It’s nice to feel wanted.
